omg shion managed to get a guy's number today.
GOOD LUCK GIRL.
actually, it was eugene who helped her.
he's dead.
shion's gonna drag him where ever she'll go.



a conversation with isaactimothychanzhiyang.
HILARIOUS.



isaactimothy: "we are all in this together" > suggests intercourse with more than 2 people right

jiawei says: OMG

isaactimothy : IT"S PURE INNUENDO LAR

isaactimothy : omg

jiawei says: HAHAHAHAHA WTH

isaactimothy :i knowwwww!!!!!

isaactimothy : see all the hidden sexual contexts

isaactimothy :DISNEY CHANNEL INDEED


isaactimothy : then goofy and pluto, which is owner which is pet?! SAME ANIMAL LAR

isaactimothy : then donald duck, first, he wears a top and no bottm, but when he steps out of the shower, got towel wrapped around bottom.

isaactimothy : cinderalla? like hello. glass slipper soundsl ike a condom

jiawei says: OMG

jiawei says: STOP

isaactimothy : after 12 midnight. suggests a TIME CYCLE. like menstrual cramps?

jiawei says: HAHAHAHHA

isaactimothy : then wth. who FITS THE GLASS SLIPPER

jiawei says: OMG

isaactimothy : OMG

isaactimothy : hahahaha

isaactimothy : like there are sizes

jiawei says: HAHAHAHA OMG

jiawei says: THEN WHAT SIZE BELONS TO CINDERELLA

isaactimothy : probably a D CUP. coz that's how big her "PUMPKIN" is

isaactimothy : sleeping beauty

isaactimothy : means a woman who is vulnerable and always avialing herself to a prince charming.. HUMPING STYLE

isaactimothy : like sleeping upright.. suggests the missionary position

isaactimothy : omg

jiawei says: HAHAHAHAAHHA OMG



OMG DAMN FUNNY LAH.
now we know, why parents always say CARTOONS ARE BAD.
and all these years i didnt realise that until ITCZY
-.-
bad influence! HAHAHA




alright my really old pictures! ((:




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save the last dance for me! (:

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